I just realised that my birthday will be in a couple of weeks time, on 2nd April, just saying. If you are preparing gifts for my birthday then you can contact Mrs. Human. She will be dealing with all the preparations for my party.
It is also the time that I renew her contract. She has been a member of my staff for many years, since 2002, and she has learned well. At the beginning there were learning difficulties. She made it clear that I was not welcome in her bedroom or on her bed, the door was constantly closed. However, after a few pawing sessions on the door and entering the room every time she opened the door and making myself comfortable, she soon gave up and now I often have a sleep on her bed during the day. She did insult me by placing a cover on the bed, muttering something about not wanting feline fur all over the bed, but I ignored it. Now we get on perfectly well together. I sleep where I want to and she makes sure I am comfortable.
When I was younger, I often took long walks in my territory. I did not ask her to come and look for me as I was perfectly capable in finding my own way home, but she would insist following my path to find me. Once I was really having fun, forgot the time, as I had discovered a complete city of mice below ground level. Time flew, and suddenly she was there. She was very concerned and worried that I was lost. Felines do not get lost, we do our own thing.
The food is quite good, always a full bowl, although the basic menu is not really my taste. Of course I can digest the wonderful, healthy vitamin pellets, but I am working on that one with some paw persuasion for tuna fish first. I think I am getting somewhere because I noticed when she returned from her shopping trip today, she had bought 4 tins of tuna fish, although the small tins. She find too much tuna fish at once is not healthy, but she did not ask me and “healthy” does not exist in meow.
I think I will renew the contract for another year. To be quite honest I have not found any other human that wants the job (but don’t tell her).
I so wish we lived nearby. We could have a total RIOT of a birthday party!
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I wish that too, but as the years go by, we get older and our cats and dogs as well.
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A wise decision to renew that contract, you have a very good human, so stick with her and the vitamin pellets.
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She is OK, and quite reasonable in price. I just have to give her a few licks now and again.
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True, we are suckers for those licks and gentle bites.
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Dear Tabby, Wise decision, though I wouldn’t tell her. Lobby for more Tuna fish. Your pal, Polar Bear Yeti T. Dog (Dusty’s sleeping…)
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Very good advice. I have pawed a reminder to her iPad and iPhone. When the tuna supply is reduced to only one tin in the cupboard she will get a reminder and a tone will be activated by a loud clear meow followed by purring if she reacts and adds it to her shopping list. My paw pad is connected to he iPhone by cloud of course.
Tabby T. Cat
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Tabby–I hope Mrs Human realizes how lucky she is to have her contract renewed by you. Has she posted anything about your party? We would be coming from across the pond and would like to plan accordingly. Teemu and Parker
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She isays it will have to be all done by telepathy which is second nature for us felines, as we don’t always get on very well in person. I suggested some games like hunt the mouse or catch the bird but she refused, typical human.
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