Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Meaningless

Tabby

“Are you going to lay there all afternoon Tabby. The sun is shining outside.”

“I don’t care where the sun is shining, it is cold outside, there is a wind blowing to dishevel my whiskers  and fur and what is the point. I will just lay here and think about the meaning of sleep.”

“But there are things to see and places to go Tabby.”

“Good idea Mr. Human, then I would suggest you go places and see things on the way and perhaps call in at the tuna fish department of the supermarket, the supply is getting low.”

“Tabby you cannot sleep all day. You will miss half of your life.”

“Which life? I have already used up the first four and there are 5 to go, so why rush. As the famous feline Paws Hemingway said “I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake” and papa Paws Hemingway knew what he was talking about. When I am sleeping everything is perfect and if you go somewhere Mrs. Human, it will be more perfect because I can then sleep without unwanted disturbances. Bring the larger tin with the Japanese selection of tuna fish. I prefer it to the chinese sort.”

“Tabby your tuna fish all tastes the same.”

“To a human yes, but to a feline it is not the same, our taste buds are more delicate. Good bye and don’t make too much noise when you close the door.”

“Of course not Tabby. Shall I close the curtains?”

“Mrs. Human since when do I need closed curtains? My eyes have advanced automatic vision. Some animal species are more perfect than others.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Meaningless

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Meaningless

  1. Dear Tabby, My news is that we had tuna last night with our kibble. It was a surprise. I find surprise tuna to be the best. Now I’m hoping for a surprise walk. Cross your toes for me. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      According to the law of Baste tuna, mice and bird should never be a surprise but self evident. There can be shocks when your bowl if full of hard tasteless vitamin pellets which according to the legend, are good for you. My paws are crossed. Walks should never be surprises, again self evident – just meowing.
      Tabby T. Cat

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      • Hmmm…I imagine this is a difference between canines and felines. My human says surprises bring out the predator in canines. First the prey is not there then BAM! you have to kill it. Yours always, DTD

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