Daily Feline Prompt: This Feline does not want later

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, I am not in the mood to paw a blog, it is far too late. I have some beauty sleep to catch up on.”

“The challenge arrived later today Tabby.”

“That is not my problem. You cannot just push challenges around to suit yourself. The feline body is tuned to a certain routine and we make no allowances. I am now not in the mood. ”

“Stop sulking Tabby, the world does not end.”

“I am not sulking, but my timetable is now completely destroyed. Blogging time is before my evening meal not afterwards. How am I supposed to digest a bowl of tuna fish and afterwards blog. First comes blogging, then comes eating and afterwards sleeping. ”

“No problem Tabby, today is not tuna fish day.”

“Even worse. I now have to force hard vitamin pellets down and afterwards blog. I am sure that my ancestors in the old country, that were worshipped as the gods they were, did not have to put up with such inconvenience. We were respected and no human would dare to postpone such an important deadline. My inspiration has now gone, what is the title?”

“Later”

“If I could laugh I would, but we felines are not equipped with laugh muscles. Is this a joke, or one of those human April Fool things? It is now too late for me to blog. By the way tomorrow is 2nd April.

“Yes, I know, why do you ask?”

“Mrs. Human tomorrow is the big day, my day, the best day of the year. It is my birthday, I will be 15 years old. Where is my new food bowl with the Versace design?”

“Tomorrow is your birthday Tabby, not today and they have sold out all the Versace food bowls. It seems that the last one was sold to a president in another country. He wanted one for his own food.”

“Typical, no thoughts for us felines. I always said cats first, and he probably said something else was first. And now for a sleep.”

Daily Feline Prompt: This Feline does not want later