Daily Feline Prompt: Champion Tabby

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“This requires my own pawing of the blog. I am champion in everything, although Mrs. Human disagrees.”

“Of course I disagree Tabby. You are not the chamption tin opener. I have to open all the tins with the tuna fish”

“That is a small detail Mrs. Human, not to be mentioned. Wait until our scientists have developed the paw friendly tin opener, or evolution creates opposable thumbs for felines.”

“Tabby your scientists are still living in the days when felines were worshipped as gods, and are┬ástill waiting for Bastet to say the magic words. As far as evolution is concerned, it took millions of years for the first fish to begin walking on land, so I think your opposable thumbs will not develop in your nine lives.”

“But in my 10th life, when I am in the Queendom of Bastet, I am sure. It will be opposable thumbs and you can forget opening tins, it will be felines first with the tin openers. And I can catch a mouse, what human catches a mouse? Huh?”

“Tabby I see no reason to catch a mouse. It would be too small to eat and they are carriers of all sorts of diseases.”

“Have you ever met a feline that has become ill after devouring a mouse. Never, mice are feline friendly. And we are champion bird catchers.”

“I have never seen you catch a chicken.”

“Of course not, for that we have trained humans.”

“This conversation is leading nowhere Tabby.”

“Conversations with felines do not have to lead anywhere. We are the champions, felines first, remember.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Champion Tabby