Daily Feline Prompt: Unravel the Feline

Tabby

“Tabby what are you doing in that hole.”

“I am on my way home, but someone has dug a hole in the middle of my path, so I decided it might be worth an exploration.”

“Be careful Tabby, it is dangerous.”

“Not at all, it is only dangerous for humans that walk on two legs with their head in the air. We felines are always careful Mrs. Human. You should try it, it is very safe. Just go down on your hands and legs and sniff the way with your nose. It is so much easier, and you cannot fall.”

“I don’t think so Tabby, If I get onto my hands and knees I would not be able to stand again.”

“Not my problem  Mrs. Human, just one of those things that we felines have no problems with and humans do.

By the way just to mention it I have at last been recognised as a star amongst felines. I was featured today on Tummy Rub Tuesday with one of my pin-up photos. I must tell Roschti, the cat next door.”

“I thought you wasn’t speaking to him because of some territorial problems.”

“Of course I am not speaking to him, I will just paw him a link from my pawpad to make him jealous. He has always wanted to be on Tummy Rub Tuesday, but up to now has not made the grade. It is only the special felines like me, that were once worshipped as gods in the old country, that are chosen. Of course the MacDonalds “M” on my forehead also helped. I now have to go Mrs. Human, I have received so many enquiries from other felines for my paw prints.”

“First of all you have to climb out of that hole.”

“No problem, felines do not climb we jump, look.”

“Very clever Tabby, but do not do it again. You never know what might happen.”

“No problem, Mrs. Human, we felines always know what will happen. We have a 7th sense and quite a few lives to live. Sometimes it can get very complicated knowing which life and which sense, but we manage to unravel it.”

Unravel the Feline