Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Chuckle

Tabby

“Tabby, you are sleeping your life away.”

“Which one, Mrs. Human, I have nine, or had nine altogether. I think there are now 5 of them left. And there is nothing to stay awake for at the moment. It is snowing outside,¬†the builders have removed my freedom of movement outside, by putting iron bars in front of the window. Life is not exactly full of chuckles at the moment, although physically I would not be able to chuckle.”

“But you should really be more active. Sleeping is not so good.”

“I find sleeping very good Mrs. Human. It gives me time to think about things. In the words of the great feline poet William Paws Blake “Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night”.”

“Yes Tabby, but you sleep all day and have no time for the other actions.”

“Of course I do. It is all multi tasking. When I sleep I am thinking, acting and planning on what to eat when I am awake. It is all a question of organisation. So now stop disturbing my sleep, I had just got the the part ¬†about the eating. I was walking across a field and tuna fish were darting around my feet. Now and again I would trap one in my claws and eat it.”

“But this evening it is the delicious vitamin pellets.”

“Yes, well every feline has its meowmares now and again.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Chuckle