Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Harmony


“Tabby, I think we will leave your daily blog for today.”

“But all my fans will be disappointed, they only switch on their computers to see what wise words I have to paw.”

“But the subject is “Harmony” Tabby.”

“Are you insinuiating that I am not harmonious Mrs. Human. I am the most harmonius feline you could meet. Did you have any problems with me today.”

“Of course not Tabby, but you slept all morning for six hours.”

“I did? Yes times goes so fast when you are enjoying yourself. Did anything happen whilst I was sleeping.”

“No, Tabby, everything is the same as ever.”

“But something happened. Look at my territory. I was just about to find a nice comfortable place to sleep and it is full of disturbing objects.”

“Tabby, they really do not disurb, you still have a nice piece of grass in your territory where you can rest.”

“But it is not harmonious. It disturbs the balance of my meditative moments. How can I close my eyes and drift into the feline sunset when there are objects everywhere interrupting the balance of my feline scenery. Remove them Mrs. Human.”

“Sorry Tabby, not possible. They belong to the construction workers and they will only  be removed when they have finished the job.”

“I think I must have a word with these construction workers. Are they owned by felines?”

“I really do not know Tabby, I did not ask them.”

“Well ask them the next time they arrive. I can then take up contact with their felines and use my influence to stop these anti harmonious actions that are distrubing the peace of my feline life.  Oh my nerves, Mrs. Human, what I have to withstand in this world organised by humans. I will be glad to achieve my 10th life, at least there will be no human disharmony. We felines let you take over and this is the result.”

“Oh, poor Tabby. Is there anthing I can do to help.”

“Yes there is, the only cure for chaos is a well temepered bowl of tuna fish, garnished with tarragon to enhance the taste and afterwards a sleep to rest my tired and confused body.”

“Yes, Tabby, of course, but you only just awoke from a sleep.”

“Mrs. Human sleep is harmony for us felines.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Harmony