Daily Feline Prompt: Feline None

Tabby 02.05.2017

“Open the window Mrs. Human, at once.”

“Tabby stop scratching on the window, it will not open the window.”

“I was underlining the fact that the window is closed, and it should be opened for me.”

“You can go out through your flap on the other side.”

“If your fitted a flap on this side I would not have to paw my way through the window, but there is none here.”

“Tabby you really do not need a cat flap on every window. The other side of our home is not far, and you can leave by your normal exit.”

“Is it really too much to demand that you organise a second door for me? Or perhaps two or three on every window. Yes that would be the solution.”

“No, Tabby, I am not organising new windows everywhere for cat flaps. One is enough. I do not know any felines that have more than one entrance.”

“That is a good reason to organise a few more for me. After all I am unique, the most important feline, and do not forget I was once worshipped as a god.”

“In that case Tabby, if you are so special, you just have to wave your paw and a cat flap will appear in the window.”

“It doesn’t work like that unfortunately Mrs. Human. You have to get your 10th life for that, and I am only on No. 5.”

“In that case you will have to be patient and make do with one cat flap, and pawing the glass will not help.”

“You never know Mrs. Human, it is worth a try.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline None