Daily Feline Prompt: Felines are not bitter, only sweet

Tabby

“Look Mrs. Human, the feline next door, Roschti, is in my territory.”

“Calm down Tabby, she is not taking anything away, just on a walk in our garden.”

“You must be joking Mrs. Human, felines do not just take walks anywhere, unless they are planning something, like a take over. Look, she is spraying.”

“Tabby you spray as well.”

“That is something completely different. I was here first and my spray is the proof that it is all mine.”

“No Tabby, it just proves that if too many felines spray in my garden, the garden begins to smell.”

“Are you insinuating that I smell.”

“Of course not Tabby, I can get used to everything.”

“Mrs. Human you know very well that every paw step I take¬†causes lotus flowers to spring under my feet.”

“Yes Tabby, of course, although your lotus flowers seem to resemble dandelions.”

“That is a matter of interpretation. The only thing that appears when Roschti takes a walk in my territory is recycling matter.”

“Tabby I could say the same about you.”

“Yes but my recycling matter smells of roses.”

“More like bitter lemons Tabby.”

“To change the subject Mrs. Human, what’s for dinner.”

“You have a full bowl of vitamin pellets Tabby.”

“Exactly, which will overpower my wonderful scent if I eat it.”

“And you think the digestion of tuna fish is better.”

“Tuna fish is organic Mrs. Human. Vitamin Pellets are an artificial substance, a mysterious undefinable mixture. I am sure they are poisoning me slowly but surely. I will die of the dreaded pellet posoning.”

“Tabby I cannot see any¬†felines that suffer from eating vitamin pellets.”

“Of course not Mrs. Human, they no longer exist.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Felines are not bitter, only sweet