Daily Feline Prompt: Feline farce

Tabby

“And again I take steps into the great unknow, heedless of the dangers laying in my path. There may be stones, boulders, mountains, but I can conquer them all with my bravey and fearless determination.”

“Tabby what are you meowing about, ther is no danger, and enough space for you to move in between the rubble.”

“Shhh, Mrs. Human, they might hear you?”

“Who might hear me. There is no-one here.”

“We are being observed on every pawed blog I write.”

“I thought you pawed your blogs for them to be seen.”

“Today they told me that my stats are booming and the Cat Chronicles is getting a lot of traffic. Does that mean that I will now become famous and pehaps become feline blogger of the year.”

“Not really Tabby, it just means tht more humans are reading what you write today.”

“Perhaps I should charge to read my blogs.”

“No Tabby, I have to pay for you to blog, it does not work like that.”

“Well, that is a farce. No point in congratulating me for somehting I have to pay for.”

“That’s life Tabby, no reward without investing some energy.”

“In that case I will return after conquering the stones and rubble of my territory although I should leave a mark before I go.”

“No, Tabby, that woul not be so good.”

“Wrong, I have been there and done that, and would definitely get more booming stats tomorrow if I do it.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Farce