Daily Feline Prompt: Feline farce

Tabby

“And again I take steps into the great unknow, heedless of the dangers laying in my path. There may be stones, boulders, mountains, but I can conquer them all with my bravey and fearless determination.”

“Tabby what are you meowing about, ther is no danger, and enough space for you to move in between the rubble.”

“Shhh, Mrs. Human, they might hear you?”

“Who might hear me. There is no-one here.”

“We are being observed on every pawed blog I write.”

“I thought you pawed your blogs for them to be seen.”

“Today they told me that my stats are booming and the Cat Chronicles is getting a lot of traffic. Does that mean that I will now become famous and pehaps become feline blogger of the year.”

“Not really Tabby, it just means tht more humans are reading what you write today.”

“Perhaps I should charge to read my blogs.”

“No Tabby, I have to pay for you to blog, it does not work like that.”

“Well, that is a farce. No point in congratulating me for somehting I have to pay for.”

“That’s life Tabby, no reward without investing some energy.”

“In that case I will return after conquering the stones and rubble of my territory although I should leave a mark before I go.”

“No, Tabby, that woul not be so good.”

“Wrong, I have been there and done that, and would definitely get more booming stats tomorrow if I do it.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Farce

7 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline farce

  1. Dear Tabby, Congratulations! I’m very happy to hear you are a best seller. I’m not surprised because, as you say, “Cat’s first.” I quoted you to a friend of mine — a canine — yesterday. She had gotten in trouble with a strange human for barking in an attempt to prevent him from hurting her human. I told her that you understood the canine imperative about barking and digging holes and that she had done the right thing according to the unalienable rights of canine behavior. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Yes my talent has now been recognised and I am sure I will now go to heights unknown in the feline world of blogging. I think Mrs. Human is jealous and she says if it wasn’t for her my blog would not exist. That is not true, she writes according to my instructions. Take away a bark and hole digging from a dog, and what do you have. Peace and quiet on the one hand, but a dog with no purpose in its canine life, so carry on digging and barking, there is a reason for everything, althugh Mrs. Human is still searching for the reason behind hairballs. She does not have to know everything.
      Tabby T. Cat

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  2. Hay Tabby! I totally get it about being paid for a successful blog. I am thinking I should get some kind of reward in Carrot Currency. From what I’ve heard cats don’t like carrots all that much but I know you are one smart feline so you will know what you would like to receive for payment. So good luck with that and Happy Meowing!

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