Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Infusion

“Look into my eyes Mrs. Human.”

“Why? do you have a problem with them. Are you hecomng short sighted?”

“Of course not. I am practicing catotism.”

“What’s that?”

“It is the feline form of hypnotism. I can infuse you with all my wishes and influence your will power to attend to my needs.”

“No problem Tabby, you managed that many years ago when you decided to move in and take over.”

“There is always room for improvement, no human is perfect.”

“Neither are felines.”

“Of course I am, it is just a matter of interpretation. ”

“This morning you deposited three hair balls on my bedroom floor, that is not perfect.”

“Of course it is, I was demonstrating possession. Where are my hairballs now.”

“I flushed them down the toilet.”

“You did what?. After all the trouble I took mixing various grass stalks to produce an exclusive hairball. You could have at least taken a photo.”

“A photo?”

“Yes for my Pawbook Challenge “Hairball of the day”. Tiddles is leading at the moment, His hairballs are voted to be the best, infused with all sorts of delightful ingredients. My hairballs have now attained perfection. I had to walk a long way to find the correct grass mixture.”

“Tabby I do not want any hairballs here for your Pawbook challenges, and I will not fill my photo files with photos of them.”

“Not even a small sample.”

“No, now go and eat your vitamin pellets like a good feline.”

“Ok, in this case I will, they are the perect basis for a good hairball.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Infusion

2 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Infusion

    • Meow Dusty
      Seems your human training programme is a good one. A liitle bit of brain washing now and again works wonders. Ask her is she has an infusion for only tuna fish and no vitamine pellets. Walking is not problem, I do that myself, although strangely I no longer go on such long hikes. When I was younger I would disappear for hours,
      Tabby T. Cat

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