Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Taper

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“Tabby do you want something?”

“I always want something.”

“What is it this time?”

“I have a problem. My tail is not straight. It should taper to a fine point and now it is not tapering.”

“Sorry Tabby, but I cannot help you. Is that a problem?”

“Of course it is a problem. My tail should be straight to a fine point at the end, but when I am sitting it cannot taper off properly.”

“Is that so important?”

“Typical human, they don’t have tails so do not realise the importance of having a tail with a perfect tapered point.”

“Tabby I am sure if you stand on all four paws your tail will be tapering again.”

“You think so. Oh yes, look Mrs. Human, I am standing and have a tapering point to my tail again. Perhaps humans once had a tail before they became humans.”

“No Tabby..”

“Then how did you know that my tail would taper again if I stand up?”

“Just common sense Tabby?”

“Common sense. But that does not exist in meow.”

“I know Tabby.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Taper