Daily Feline Prompt: Creational Feline

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“Now that is very creative Tabby, using the building construction as a place to relax.”

“I am not using it, it was part of the building plan to construct a place of comfort and relaxation for my body. The platform on the left is a paw rest and on the right there is a perfect construction for my head. In the middle there is a space to accomodate my body when relaxing. It has all been placed near to the grass, for a softer rest in the evening.”

“You mean you told the builders to organise the construction to suit your taste.”

“I just applied some feline influence. Mrs. Human you also have no time to waste, I am sure you have more important things to do. It will soon be my feeding time.”

“Oh, of course Tabby, I almost forgot.”

“One day they will find me on my last paws, starving, because Mrs. Human almost forgot. You should revise your daily feline care plane: in the morning an inspection of my recycling tray for cleaning purposes. By the way I noticed that you can now buy litter for feline care, perfumed with vaious scents.”

“But the normal litter works just as well.”

“Litter that “works just as well” is really not something for a feline that was once worshipped as a god. Do you use newspaper when you enter your recycling cabinet?”

“Of course not Tabby, there are much softer products in the supermarket.”

“And what about me? The next time you replenish my tray, perhaps you could organise the rose flavoured litter. Just imagine the impression it would make on the other felines.”

“Definitely Tabby, they would smell you before they see you.”

“Was that the attempt at  human joke? No-one is laughing here.”

“Sorry Tabby, did not want to hurt your feelings.”

“No problem, feelings does not exist in meow, just needs and wants. And whilst you are organising my new feline litter in the feline emporium you could renew my supply of tuna fish. I saw they now sell it fresh in the supermarket in the fish department.”

“But it might have bones and I would have to remove them.”

“No problem Mrs, Human, that is what humans are for.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Creational Feline

2 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Creational Feline

  1. Dear Tabby, My little sister is very creative in her arrangement of holes where she can take naps when we are outside. I know it’s thought that dogs bury bones in holes — and I suppose some do — but around here, holes are used for exercise and sleeping afterward. My little sister has now dug a HUGE hole which is good because she’s a huge canine. She will lie in it and watch our human water plants. I don’t dig holes at all and neither does Mindy. Everything is already fine as far as we’re concerned and there is no need for customizing our environment. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

    P.S. I hope you get some tuna soon.

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    • Meow Dusty
      We felines are more into covrering up stuff that should not be seen and so I leave small mounds everywhere. I do not sit on my mounds as they usually cover up matter that tends to have its own aroma. I usually do this construction work in the neighbors garden keeping my territory clean and smell-free. Watering plants is a good human past time. Afterwards I remove the water drops from the leaves with my tongue as that water had a very exclusive taste.
      Tabby T. Cat

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