Daily Feline Prompt: Feline on Wheels

Tabby going for a ride

“That was fun Mrs. Human, I no longer need to wear my paws out with walking, you can now push me to where I want to go.”

“Tabby, come out of that trolley. I want to fill it with books to take down to the cellar.”

“But I do not want to go to the cellar Mrs. Human and I cannot eat books. You can push me to my food bowl in the kitchen.”

“Tabby, this is not a new transport system for felines. This is mine.”

“Mrs. Human from the day when I adopted you your possessions were no longer yours, but automatically became my property.”

“No way Tabby. I am not pushing you everywhere. You have four legs that can take you where you want to go.”

“Mrs. Human, I am¬†saving my energy. When you park the trolley in the kitchen you can leave it there. I will call you when I wish to go further. Perhaps you could wheel me into a nice shady place in the garden afterwards.”

“Tabby you have enough energy to go places on your own. Imagine how the other felines would laugh at you when they see you being pushed everywhere.”

“Wrong Mrs. Human, the feline intelligence does not work that way. If we see another feline that has less exhausting work to do, it is when our “copycat” programme comes into action. If I have a human transport system on wheels, then the other felines in the area will also want one. Mrs. Human you could make a ¬†fortune selling this system to other humans owned by felines. I would even be prepared to share the profits. I would pay you with a handful of hard vitamin pellets for each feline carriage that you sell and I would keep the three tins of tuna fish for me. That is a fair deal.”

“No Tabby, that is not a fair deal. What am I supposed to do with vitamin pellets?”

“Typical human, you expect me to eat them, but you would not touch them.”

“Tabby this is another one of those conversations that lead nowhere.”

“I agree Mrs. Human, so now you can push me to my food bowl, to make sure it leads somewhere.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline on Wheels