Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Jangle

Tabby 07.07.2017

“Tabby, what is that noise?”

“What noise Mrs. Human, I never make noises, unless I feel insulted by another feline. I can then howl, growl, scream or get quite hysterical. At the moment I am quite calm.”

“Yes, but a sort of rustling sound. What have you got on your fur?”

“Oh that, no problem. It is wall emission.”

“Wall emmission.”

“Yes I noticed we had a new wall in the area, completely white. All the walls are now white and quite fluffy. If you  happen to touch them you get wall emmisisons.”

“That is the new cladding material on our walls for insulation against rain and cold.”

“You see, that is fake news. I decided to get friendly with the new wall and rubbed my fur on the wall. I think the wall liked me, he covered me with his new coat. Now I am half a wall Mrs. Human.”

“Tabby, you are not half a wall, you have become a very messy feline.”

“No problem, I will shake it off, and what is not removed, I will afterwards lick away.”

“No way Tabby, I do not want our appartment full of white crumbs from the cladding material. Come here.”

“Mrs. Human what are you doing with that anti fur weapon in your hand.”

“It is not an anti fur weapon but a steel brush to clean your coat.”

“No thanks, that is too much like vet torture.”

“Ok Tabby, I give you a choice. either I put you in the bath and give you a shower with water that streams down from above, or you get a quick brush.”

“Do I have a choice, like water coming from below? I prefer water on the ground, it tastes better.”

“Forget it Tabby, and do me a favour and have no more intensive discussions with walls that have a new white surface. They are not friendly walls and only want to infect you with the dreaded cladding-pox.”

“Is that bad?”

“You tell me after I have given you a thorough brush down.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Jangle”

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Jangle

  1. Dear Tabby, I feel the same way about brushing as you do, yet my human brushes me… As for my sister Mindy? My human ended up having all of Mindy’s fur shaved off. Only my “little” sister Bear can ‘bear’ being brushed. I don’t know what it is about humans. Sympathetically yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      My litter sister Nera had to have the lion cut every year. She looked rather sweet with the razor cut on the body and the maine around her head and at the feet. She got quite angry when I told her she looked like a feline poodle. Mrs. Human said it had to be done, because she was growing a zoo in her fur. Just because she trod on a tic once and her stone floor looked like a crime had been committed with all those blood stains everywhere. I don’t have a lot of brushing. We tabbies are the best development the feline world ever had. No log fur, and no passengers in it. Dusty do not even try to understand humans, it will only confuse you.
      Tabby T. Cat

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