Daily Feline Prompt: Burying Felines

Tabby

“Tabby take you paws out of that dirt.”

“What dirt?”

“The dirt left by the builders.”

“How else am I suppose to reach my home?”

“You can step over the tile construction.”

“They took my tiles away, remember. All I have now is a metal grid.”

“Then walk across the grid.”

“Forget it, my paws are not grid friendly.”

“You can walk to the other side of your home and go through the garden.”

“And waste 3 minutes of my precious time to get there? The easiest way for a feline is always the direct approach which means crossing the ditch.”

“Which is filled with dirt. You could have an accident. If you put a paw in the wrong place it could cause a landslide and you would be buried.”

“Mrs. Human I am feline and we have 9 lives, although I believe 4 have already been used by me. Under your watchful eyes what could possibly happen? If I get buried by dirt, which is not the case, you can dig me out again, that’s what humans are for.”

“Tabby, I have better things to do with my time than digging you out of places you should not go to.”

“That is true Mrs. Human. You should be preparing my bowl of tuna fish, which is
a far, far better thing to do, than you have ever done; it is a far, far better bowl of food that I go to than I have ever known.”

“That sounds familiar Tabby, been reading again?”

“Yes “A Tale of Two Tabbys” it is quite interesting, although silly. One Tabby sacrifices itself for the other, because they both have the Macdonalds “M” on their forehead and no-one notices the difference. Tabbys never sacrifice themself for anything, except for a bowl of tuna fish.  A famous work of feline literature by Charles Tabby Dickens-Paws. Have you ever read it?”

“No Tabby, but it reminds me of a human book which was quite a success.”

“But ours was first, the human book is just a primitive copy.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Burying Felines

5 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Burying Felines

  1. Dear Tabby, I think you should avoid being in a landslide. What if your human isn’t around to dig you out? My “little” sister, Bear, would be happy to dig you out, but she’s way over here in America so she couldn’t help you. I think you could leap across, but perhaps I can’t completely judge the distance. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Mrs. Human wil always be around to dig me out. It is her purpose in her life as a feline slave to attend to all my wishes and to protect me from any harm. She is organised to make sure that no danger comes my way. Although I must admit she did shut me in the cupboard this week without noticing it, but as I was sleeping I did not notice it either, until she opened the door looking for me. You see she is trained. She was looking for me.
      Tabby T. Cat

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