Daily Feline Prompt: Tailored Feline

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“Look Mrs. Human, that is the future me.”

“The future you?”

“Yes, I have decided to have my fur restyled.”

“You mean you want to visit the vet voluntarily?”

“Of course not, vets only trim you, but I want a complete makeover. I quite liked this model. I saw it in “Feline Bazaar”. It is the new look.”

“It doesn’t look very much different to the look you have now.”

“Look closer. The ears have been styled, and the stripes on the legs are out of this feline world.”

“This looks more like a complete renovation. you will have to visit the plastic surgery vet.”

“They make them out of plastic today?”

“No Tabby, but to have such a complete makeover you will have to have an operation.”

“Operation sounds like jabs and scissors and even knives.”

“You won’t notice anything, the plast vetinary surgeon will put you to sleep.”

“I thought the plastic whatever could do it all with a little wash and brush up. As long as he leaves my Macdonalds “M” on my forehead I don’t mind. On my Pawpad it says 24 hour service, so I will be home for lunch.”

“But how will I know it is you when you have so many alterations done. Most felines look the same in any case.”

“We do not look the same Mrs. Human. We all have our own individual smell like humans.”

“Tabby I do not smell.”

“Of course you smell. All humans have their individual smell. How else would I find my way home, all cat flaps look the same. In any case, what about my makeover. There is a special offer at the moment and they accept all credit cards.”

“No Tabby, I prefer you as you are.”

“Ok, then perhaps just a little manicure on my claws.”

“You can sharpen them on the tree outside.

“I prefer the table leg, the wood is more to my taste, I believe it is solid oak.”

“No, Tabby- Oh too late, another scratch in the table.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Tailored Feline

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Tailored Feline

  1. Dear Tabby, Don’t touch a single shred of your fur. You’re perfect as you are. Besides, surgery is not that much fun and recovering from it is even less fun. I know because my mother/sister Jasmine had cancer surgery on her neck. It was very bad, 18 stitches and she was never all right again. I’m sure the surgery depleted her. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Don’t worry I have changed my mind. I am such a perfect feline and there is no room for improvement. I was just paw swiping through a few feline fashion magazines and wondered why they never accepted me as a model for their products. Actually I was looking for an order slip for a Versace food bowl, but I think Mrs. Human removed them all when the magazine arrived. If I got such a bowl I might even risk swallowing a few hard vitamin pellets, that are supposedly good for you.
      Tabby T. Cat

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  2. My cats strong preferred fabric. They favored that long, deep rip and felt it was their obligation to create many of them until the furniture closely shredded wheat. No plastic surgery required, but we did need a good deal of masking tape.

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    • My cats always have/had problems when they extended their claws in the material. Either they pulled the threads, or they couldn’t get their claws out of the material so I had to take the risk of being scratched and help them to unravel the claws.

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