Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fragrance

Tabby 21.07.2017

“Mrs. Human my recycling tray should be emptied.”

“I know Tabby, I thought I would wait. Perhaps you want to use it again.”

“Of course I want to use it again, but you should clean it first of all.”

“I thought it would save time for me. Instead of emptying it and cleaning it twice, I would only have to do the work once.”

“You might have now discovered that there is feline litter with added deodorant, but that is not an excuse to save cleaning time. I notice you constantly fill your recycling tray/bowl with fresh water. I deserve the same treatment.”

“That is something completely different but to keep you happy I will empty your recycling tray. It is empty, you havn’t even used it.”

“Of course not, I decided to wait until you fill it with fresh litter.”

“But the litter in the tray is clean.”

“I know it is clean, but the smell of the deodorant in the litter is not so good if the litter has been left for a few hours. I like my litter box to have a fresh smell. And perhaps you could fill my bowl with fresh vitamine pellets.”

“I thought you did not like them.”

“Basically I don’t, but when they are freshly topped up they have a more inviting flavour.”

“But I cannot keep adding more vitamine pellets from the bag. You should eat the pellets already in the bowl.”

“That is not the same. The pellets at the bottom of the bowl are not as good as the pellets at the top of the bowl.”

“Is that feline logic?”

“Mrs. Human, logic does not exist in meow, the feline is always right. The rest is fake meow.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fragrance

7 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fragrance

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  2. Dear Tabby, Truly the feline reality is quite different from the canine. Our human cleans up after us once a day and our bowl is filled (and emptied) twice a day. You have a very kind and generous human. I’m learning not to bark at other dogs when we take a walk, but my little sister has learned to bark at things through the living room window. Our human is upset at her a lot more often now. I’m glad because I thought our human loved my “little” sister more than she loved me, but now I know it’s about the same. Maybe she loves me more. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Mrs. Human only loves me, that is a stipulation of the contract. I always come first. I trained Mrs. Human to constantly attend to my needs, but as a human she naturally has a few manufactunring faults, but I am working on that. I do not meow very often, just a short sharp tone to let everyone know I am here. I mostly communicate through telepathy with other felines, we very rarely meow, more often hiss. We do not like our conversations being overheard by humans.
      Tabby T. Cat

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