Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Delivery

Tabby

“Tabby what are you slurping on that plastic sheet.”

“Water of course Mrs. Human.”

“But you have nice clean water indoors in your bowl.”

“It is not the same. This water has been delivered by the sky and tastes perfect: full of the freshness of pure water.”

“It doesn’t look very pure to me, full of impurities from the garden.”

“Mrs. Human have you ever tasted the delights of natural water?”

“No, I prefer my water to come from the tap.”

“You don’t know what you a missing. The water that falls downwards really curls your whiskers, you should try it. It has a real punch. Collect some for me for later Mrs. Human.

“No, definitely not, you could get all sorts of illnesses from drinking dirty water.”

“Dirt is in the eye of the beholder and I do not see any in this wonderful refreshing water which fell from the sky. You just have to wait until it arrives and settles. Cats are a fascinating mix  but if there is one thing all felines share, it’s a love of water, no matter the colour or the ingredients, if it is water then drink it. We are the conoisseurs. Are you sure you don’t want to try some Mrs. Human?”

“No thank you.”

“But you always insist that we felines are selfish and never share, which is a fact. On the other paw I am now offering you a slurp and you refuse. Now who is being ungratful.”

“It is just a matter of taste Tabby.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Delivery

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Delivery

  1. My daughter’s cat ( who is still staying with us) like water out of the tap. We are on a well as we live in the country and the well water is very nice.He gets into the sink and meows until we turn on the tap! Tabby has slightly different tastes in water!

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