Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Contuation

Tabby

“Tabby do you ever do anything else other than have a wash or sleep?”

“I beg your human pardon, of coure I do Mrs. Human, I eat as well.”

“But there must be another meaning to a feline life.”

“Such as?”

“You could go for a walk and enjoy the surroundings. Perhaps you might meet another feline.”

“Big deal Mrs. Human. I prefer my own company and meeting other felines is not to be recommended. We do not meet, we cross paths and that is only by chance and definitely not intentional.”

“But your life must be boring sometimes.”

“Does not exist in meow and if I really want to have an intelligent conversion I can spend some time looking at the wall.”

“A wall? Walls have nothing to say Tabby.”

“Of course they do Mrs. Human, you just have to stare at them long enough and they soon open up and begin an interesting conversation. My favourite wall has been places and seen things that you cannot imagine.”

“What about having a conversation with me?”

“We are conversing now, but do not seem to be on the same wavelength. Although let’s give it a try. What would you suggest Mrs. Human, shall I wipe behind my right ear with ny paw or rather do a scratch with my right back paw beneath my chin. I really cannot make up my mind.”

“That is not a problem that we humans have, so I cannot advise you. Perhaps we could talk about the price increase of vitamin pellets for felines.”

“That is easy Mrs. Human. Does not need a great decision, just do not buy them. Tuna fish prices remain stable according to the felines stock exchange, and no increase is expected for the next year. It seems that there is no influence on tuna fish due to the climate changes. If I was you I would keep an eye on the Paw Jones Index and perhaps try investing in the Whiskers chips to stablize the food processing. They areĀ a stock issue of high investment quality that usually pertains to a substantial well-established company and enjoys public confidence in their worth and stability. Of course it depends on our stock exchange feline brokers and traders how the fur bonds develop in light of the balance of whisker trading.

Are you listening Mrs. Human?”

“Of course Tabby, but somehow I lost the thread by the Paw Jones Index.”

“You see, it has no point to converse. Humans are just not up to the feline intelligence standards. I think I will take a sleep. It is less exhausting.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Continuation