Daily Feline Prompt: Educating Feline

Tabby 03.09 (2)

Gather round kittens and listen to all my wise meows
There are things that you must learn, so take your books and browse
Find yourself a human who  will fulfil your wish
Avoid the vitamin pellets, and insist on tuna fish
Humans can be lazy, they think the pellets are fine
There only use is for hairballs, and not the way to dine
Remember to have a wash daily, especially behind the ears
For that you have your paws to wipe, no need to shed meow tears
Avoid the barking kind, they think they are the best
But felines are always first, tis the others that are a pest
Alway mark your place with a scratch and wipe of a paw
It ensures it belongs to you, and avoids a territory war
And now today’s lesson is finished, tomorrow you must return
I will teach you how to hiss and scratch, you have so much to learn

Daily Feline Prompt: Educating Feline

6 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Educating Feline

  1. Hi Tabby, Martha here. I love that photo of you. I might have to try another painted rock. Yr. Pal, Martha

    Dear Tabby,

    Canines do not think they are first
    Our humans are, but some are the worst
    We have to be careful which humans we pick
    If we get the wrong one, we’re hit with a stick.
    The perils are many and life filled with strife
    So find a good human and have a good life.

    Yours forever and ever,
    Dusty T. Dog

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    • The moral to this story is be a cat
      We do our own thing, and grow nice and fat
      We train our humans to be our slave
      Mrs. Human is OK, and she sends a wave
      She fills my bowl although food is marred
      It’s those vitamin pellets, they are really too hard
      From the feline bard, Tabby T. Cat

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  2. That face! It’s the “you have pleased me, hooman, now go away” look. =^+^=
    Thank you, Tabby. I did not know I had need of such sweet learnings to whisper into my little fat kitty’s ear for when next I resume her lovins/torture. *rubs paws together*

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