“But Mrs. Human ….”
“I know Tabby, the word “sympathy” does not exist in meow.”
“How did you guess?”
“That was easy. Anything showing feelings towards other living creatures is unknown to the feline nature.”
“Not exactly. We have an affinity towards walls.”
“Yes Tabby, but walls have no feelings.”
“Of course they have feelings. Just like we felines have feelings. I feel hungry and so I eat, that is a feeling.”
“No, that is a matter of survival.”
“You see Mrs. Human, that is where we superior races, like felines, differ. We consider eating something is to enjoy, to be savoured to the last bite. We live to eat Mrs. Human.”
“Yes exactly, but most of us eat to live.”
“The famous and renowned feline Queen Marie Antoinette Whiskers said “let them eat tuna fish” when the humans discovered the mouse trap. She was one of our best leaders, and very logical.”
“I think you got that wrong somewhere Tabby.”
“I never get things wrong, but humans like to twist the actual facts. Our great ancestors were the Chimera, the Sphinx and the Nimean Lion and humans only had Neanderthals which developed from the ape. We walked on four paws from the beginning and had whiskers, we did not have to get evolutionarised.”
“Tabby, congratulations, I think you have just re-written “Orgin of the Species” by Charles Darwin.”
“If I may make a small correction the book was “Origin of the Feles” by Charles Paws Darwin Miau: again human plagarism.”
Hi Tabby, Martha here. I think you excel our president for your accurate identification of “fake news.” Your pal, Martha T. Human
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Meow Martha
Feline news is never fake, it is just seen from a feline point of view. And don’t forget, Cats first always. Do not underestimate your chief Feline. I think somewhere in the head he has traces of feline intelliegence. We also tend to forget very quickly.
Tabby T. Cat
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“Origin of the Feles” — I’d buy that book! Maybe there’s also “Origin of the Canis” and I can buy that one, too!
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Tabby just told me it is out of print, because it has become so popular. But a 150th edition will soon be published. Check in on Catazon (the feline version of Amazon), they will announce it when printed.
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