Daily Feline Prompt: Disobeying Feline

Roschti 11.09.2017

“Mrs. Human, you are breaking the rules.”

“What rules Tabby, I did not know that rules existed in meow. I was under the impression that felines do what they want to do.”

“Of course, rules are a human thing, but here two feline laws are being broken. First of all you should keep my territory free from invasions of the third kind. Here is quite clearly an feline extra in my territory. It is Roschti, the invader from the neighbour’s house and he definitely does not belong here. That is the first offence.”

“You mean there are more?”

“Yes, and it is entirely a human fault. Not only is my private sphere invaded, but my human slave takes a photo. The second offence is that all photos on my blog are only allowed with my express permission. You have not only taken a studio portrait of the red peril but have put it in the first place on top of the page without asking. This is an insult to my feline dominance and you did not ask for permission.”

“Tabby I take a photo of you every day for your articles, and today for a change I have included a photo of Roschti. Someone has already made it a favourite on my photo page.”

“You are adding insult to injury Mrs. Human. The photo is now all over Pawternet and probably on your Pawbook page as well.”

“Not yet, but it will be when I cross post it. I am sure Roschti will be happy to see his photo in Pawternet for a change.”

“The title of this blog should be “Disobeying Human”, It is always Tabby first and everything else comes afterwards.”

“It is only an exception Tabby, tomorrow you will again be first as always.”

“I should hope so. However I am very unhappy as this is an affront to my importance. It can only be compensated with a bowl of tuna fish.”

“Of course Tabby, but stop crying about spilt milk.”

“I am not crying, felines do not cry, we only hiss and I do not drink milk. I have a lactose affinity and prefer water.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Disobeying Feline

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Disobeying Feline

  1. Dear Tabby, I know how you feel. I used to feel that way when my human payed special attention to my cousin, Shoey T. Dog. But then I got the message from Shoe that she really LOVES my human. Shoey stayed with us for a few days and did everything she could to fit in with us even though she missed her own humans very much. Now when my human and Shoey meet up, I don’t mind it when Shoe jumps up and kisses my human. That tells me I have a loving human who will care for me. I don’t know if it is the same for felines or not, but I think it’s a universal trait among humans. We’re going on our walk soon and I hope we see the tiger cat. He seems very wise. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      We felines are not really into kissing, but if we are in the mood we might have a good lick on our human to deposit our wonderful perfume. Just a matter if indicating that we own the human and control everything. The only feline I was in close contact with was my litter sister Nera, although we were convinced her dad was not my dad, but mum refused to tell us the details. Even we would have our disagreements, but I always waited patiently until she finished eating the vitamin pellets stuff as she was the alpha one. Of course when tuna fish was being served it was every feline for herself.
      Tabby T. Cat

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