Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Crumbs

Tabby

“Tabby, are you having a wash on my bed cover.”

“You have to take the chance when the feeling grabs you Mrs. Human. I noticed that it was necessary to perform a crumb removal from my fur, so why go somewhere else when I am so comfortable. Your bed is nice and big, and there is plenty of room to turn and stretch and get to those furry corners with the tongue that are otherwise difficult to clean.”

“But not on my bed. All the unwanted material from your fur is on my bed cover.”

“Is that a problem Mrs. Human. I have to carry it around with me and am glad to remove it at last.”

“But not on my bed cover.”

“Have you a better suggestion?”

“You could go outside to your territory.”

“To my territory? No, never. I might sleep in my territory and all the unwanted material collects again in my fur. I would be continuously scratching in awkward places and that is tiring work. I am exhausted afterwards.”

“But I have to clean my bed cover from what you clean out of your fur.”

“That’s life Mrs. Human, we all have our problems and it is only a cover to protect your bed linen, nothing important. As said, Mrs. Human, that is just part of the daily routine. Now just remove the bed cover and shake it out somewhere and then I can again resume my sleeping place. Stay cool, I have finished my wash, all impurities have now been removed from my fur. Oh just a minute.”

“What is the matter.”

“I forgot to lick in an important place.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Crumbs

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Crumbs

  1. Dear Tabby, My sister, Mindy, always cleans important places when she is up on our sofa. This is why the sofa has a cover on it that our human washes often. More and more I think you and my sister Mindy have many things in common. If she WOULD attempt telepathic communication, I’m sure much headway would be made in canine/feline relations. But when I suggested it to her yesterday, she just smiled enigmatically and cleaned her butt. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I am sure if Mindy and I could communicate we could take over the world. Her action after realising that we could converse was highly intellectual – she cleaned her butt. They are the moments when we dogs and cats have something in common. Whilst we are indulging in such actions, we solve problems. And she did it enigmatically, who knows what devious plans and solutions she was developing. Perhaps a speech at the UNO would be called for. We would be a success.
      Tabby T. Cat

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