Yes, I am the mighty cat and here I am regarding my vast territory through the window sitting on a high place, as suited to my status in life.
My territory stretches as far as the eye can see, feline eye of course. It is not an easy task to keep everything under control, but thanks to the assistance of my friend the wall, it is possible. The wall deters all effort of invasion by other felines and humans. I distribute my wonderful irresistant perfume all over my land to ensure that everything remains under my control. If you look carefully through the window you may see a deep grave. This is to deter invaders into my private realm. Yes, the bones are collecting in the depths from those that did not conquer the gap. So remember if you wish to pay a visit, “mind the gap”.
Humans have also made efforts to enter through the window, but my Mrs. Human has been trained by myself to deter any close encounters of the third kind. There has been building work in my territory. The builders have even built a tower around my possessions, but up to now I have maintained my position, by hiding in the shadows. They are bigger than I am and have weapons that carve and cut and even scrape, but I observe everything. One day they will leave and my territory will again be mine.
I want harmony and friendship, not conflict and strife. I am guided by outcomes, not ideologies.
“Tabby, I think you are overdoing it just a little.”
“Mrs. Human I spent all day yesterday composing my mighty words.”
“Something sounds a little similar to the words Mr. Trump used when addressing the United Nations.”
“No problem, Mrs. Human, he didn’t write it himself either.
To continue, cats first, the wall second and everything else at the end.”