Daily Feline Prompt: The Planet of the Felines


“That is a perfect photo Mrs. Human.”

“That is a terrible photo Tabby, very scary and not showing you from your best furry perspective.”

“It depends on the purpose of the photo. This is a very important photo, and will be valid for my fourth life.”

“For your fourth life.”

“Yes, it is my feline clawport photo, and we have to renew the document each time we travel to another place, with the relevant life photo.”

“Are you travelling to visit your feline friend Roschti?”

“He only lives next door and I do not need clawphoto for that. It is that time again for the Annual General Feline Meeting on Planet Koschka, and as an important member of the diplomatic core, I must attend to give my report on the planet earth and the progress being made with the enslavement of its humans.”

“That sounds very important. Will you be going by starship?”

“Mrs. Human you are watching too many science fiction films. Of course not, they do not exist on planet earth and if they did they would not be able to reach my destination. I will be travelling by catwarp, via the fifth dimensional transverse, but I must have my clawport with me. I do not want to be mistaken for a Catgone, the enemies of the Royal Family of Felines, like myself. Perhaps you could mount this wonderful photo in my furry pouch, behind the fourth claw of my hind leg.”

“You have a pouch.”

“Of course, but it only appears when Bastet calls.”

“You have your own planet.”

Mrs. Human we all have our origins. Do not ask too much. As feline ambassador to Earth, I am sworn to secrecy on the purpose of my visit to Koshka. Look after my territory whilst I am gone. And now to prepare for the journey.”

“But Tabby, all you are doing is settling down for a comfortable sleep.”

“You think I am sleeping? OK, don’t wake me, I might just be materialising on Koschka and would not like to only have a head and whiskers. I am on my way.”

“She is still here, but a bit misty. I don’t think I will ever understand the ways of the felines.”

Daily Feline Prompt: The Planet of the Felines

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: The Planet of the Felines

  1. Hi Tabby, Martha here. Now you’ve REALLY entered the realm where Dusty will have NO comprehension of what you’ve written. Still, I half suspect that the canines have their own planet somewhere to which they retire telepathically several times a day to give a report. When Dusty T. Dog wakes up, I’ll ask about that, but chances are he’ll just give me a quizzical look and get a drink of water. Your pal, Martha

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    • Meow Martha
      It is the feline destiny to populate the world, the universe, and spread our regime in all its corners. We were sent to establish contact with the human race, and to show it the wise ways of the felines. Although Bastet said humans are useful, they have opposable thumbs. Tell Dusty, not to worry and just concentrate on the human opposable thumbs, they also have their purpose even for canines.
      Tabby T. Cat

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  2. Hello again Tabby, this is the equine Biasini. I think your photo is fabulous. And of course you can travel by catwarp. We horses travel by equiflot. Time and dimensions are so limitless. It is sad for humans that they do not possess the skills that feline’s and equine’s do. Safe travels Tabby.

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