Daily Feline Prompt: Loyal Feline

Tabby

“No Tabby.”

“Something wrong Mrs. Human?”

“Take your head out of that bucket, it is full of dirty water.”

“Ah, another “no” from my human slave. Of course the water is not dirty. It is the best water I have tasted for a long while. It has a distinct aroma.”

“Yes Tabby, a stinky aroma, left behind by the builders.”

“What nice humans they are. They realise the needs of a feline. I must say it has a distinct flavour of something completely different.”

“Mrs. Human what are you doing?”

“I am pouring the water down the drain where it belongs.”

“Typical. If you had a spark of feline intelligence you would bottle it for future use.”

“Definitely not Tabby. I am just a silly stupid human that does not like to see the feline of the family drinking bad water.”

“I found it quite tasty, although I have not yet been able to define the taste. It is something between rare, and vintage.”

“Tabby you have a bowl of fresh water next to your food and a bowl of water outside, especially for you. You have to go next door and drink water.”

“Mrs. Human the water on the other side of the fence always tastes better. It has a different colour shade to my normal water, much darker. It even has things floating in it for extra flavour. It is definitely the flavour of the month. I must return tomorrow to see if they have replaced it. It is the essence that hairballs are made of.”

“Yes Tabby, I am sure.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Loyal Feline