Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Panacea

Tabby

“Time goes so fast Tabby. Perhaps I should call the vet now to arrange your annual appointment.”

“What annual appointment Mrs. Human. I feel fine, wonderful, no problem. Admittedly I leave traces of hairballs now and again, but that is a natural process. We felines do not need vets, we can do it all ourself. Just eat some fresh grass and we have our own cleansing station. No remains of fur left, and the hair balls arrive.”

“I am not talking about your hairballs Tabby, although you could perhaps control the production. I am referring to your annual jabs against the feline problems.”

“The biggest problem I have is the visit to the vet. He is evil and wants to wipe out the feline population.”

“I don’t think so Tabby, otherwise he would no longer have felines to care for.”

“You call that care. He spends his time sharpening needles and jabs them into my private parts. That is not care, but the vet inquisition. I feel fine before I arrive at the vet and when I leave everything is throbbing in my most tender of parts.”

“Don’t over do it Tabby, it is for your own good. You are now 15 years old and are still active. You never have health problems and you have to thank the care you get from the vet for that.”

“So if I have no health problems, why visit the vet.”

“It is to make sure you don’t get any health problems.”

“How do you know? Perhaps if I did not visit the vet I would also have no health problems. It is all a big scam Mrs. Human. The vets are just after you money and they have a secret urge to stick needles in us poor harmless little felines. They probably invent all these strange complaints. I have never met a feline that suffers with them.”

“Of course not, because they all have their annual jabs.”

“Ahh, think I will have a long sleep Mrs. Human, that is also a cure for any complaints you might have, although I have none of course. I visit the vet every year for my jabs.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Panacea