Daily Feline Prompt: Dancing Felines

Tabby

You put your back paw in and keep your back paw out
in, out, in, out, you lick it all about
You do the wishy washy and you wave your tail
That’s what it’s all about

Meow the wishy washy, meow the wishy washy, meow the wishy washy
That’s what washing’s all about
Head bent, claws stretched
meow, meow, meow

“Tabby what’s that song you are singing?”

“It’s the washing song, my mum taught us kittens how to do it properly. you must have a system. It is no good just licking anywhere, you have to follow the formula.”

“On my bed covers?”

“Of course, my mum said find a nice soft comfortable place, you can then reach all the furry bits in detail. You should try it Mrs. Human, is much better than standing under water although you do not have the fur problem, as your fur only grows on the head.”

“But why have your claws ready.”

“That is quite logical, you never know what you might find in your fur, and the claws are ready to capture it.”

“Eeek, get off my bed covers.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, they are so small and microscopic you wouldn’t see them and they usually hop away.”

“But they hop somewhere.”

“Only the survivors. I usually eat most of them.”

“Tabby, can we perhaps change the subject of the conversation.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, but I must concentrate on the cleaning process. See there is one – got it.”

“Tabby!”

“Yes Mrs. Human”

“Wouldn’t you like to go outside for your wash.”

“In the cold weather? I could catch a feline chill outside. It is much more comforable here.

Meow the wishy washy, meow the wishy washy, meow the wishy washy
That’s what washing’s all about”

“I give up”

“You said something Mrs. Human?”

Daily Feline Prompt: Dancing Felines