Daily Feline Prompt: Droll Feline

Tabby

“Tabby, since I put the birdhouse outside you are sitting at the window all day.”

“That is not quite true Mrs. Human, only when I am not eating or sleeping, although perhaps you could move my food bowl and bed in front of the window. I do not want to miss any of the action.”

“The birdhouse is not a feline TV station, but a place where the birds can find food enough in the cold winter months.”

“And what about me?”

“What about you?”

“I also have to find food in the cold winter months. I was convinced that this bird canteen was for I, my and myself. A welcome change to my boring diet of vitamin pellets.”

“Tabby you have never had to hunt for your food like the birds. If I did not feed them they would have nothing to eat in the cold weather and die.”

“You mean they rely on you to grow fat and healthy in the winter months.”

“Of course.”

“OK, no problem, feed them Mrs. Human, let them have a well-fed happy life with lots of meat on their bones.”

“Where are you going Tabby?”

“Outside Mrs. Human. The sparrows are now picking around ┬áthe ground on the seeds that have fallen off the birdhouse. I want to help them to find their food.”

“I did not know your were such a bird lover.”

“Of course I am Mrs. Human. I have now had time to observe them through the window and have made my choice.”

“Choice?”

“Yes for a complement to my food. I am only getting vitamin pellets, and a nice addition of bird would help me to survive in the cold winter months. Perhaps you could build a cathouse outside. Equality for all animals etc.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Droll Feline