Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Nest

Tabby

“Tabby, you have been sleeping almost all day. You should go out and get some fresh air.”

“I am thinking about it. I have been thinking about it since I awoke this morning.”

“But that was 6 hours ago.”

“It is a complicated thought process. This morning I decided to go for a walk, but it was not the right time. I looked out of the window and discovered that there was nothing interesting to see, and decided to wait until later.”

“You will not find anythig interesting if you stay on the chair sleeping all day.”

“That is true, but if I move to the outside, there might not be anything happening, so I can just as well stay where I am. Are there any birds outside Mrs. Human?”

“Yes, they are continuously flying to my birdhouse for food.”

“In that case perhaps I might take a walk outside for a birdwatching exercise. On the other paw, I will think about it. The life of a feline is so exhausting with all the stress I have. I will have to relax for a while in my nest on the chair and decide what to do. Is it cold outside.”

“Yes, Tabby, it is very cold.”

“And you expect me to take a walk and freeze my whiskers, not to mention frostbite on my claws. No, I will stay here. Now where was I in my dream? Yes it was the part when I raided the bird’s nest and caught one in my paw. And then it turned into a vulture. Now that was a real meowmare Mrs. Human. I will have to dream on to see what happens. Wake me at tea time when my bowl has been filled.”

“Tabby, you are sleeping again.”

“Purrrrr, purrrrr. There are so many exhausting decisions to make in a feline life.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Nest