Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Snippets

Tabby

“Morning Tabby, slept well?”

“What’s morning. Ah yes, that it when you switch the moon off.”

“You are awake Tabby?”

“Of course I am, I have been awake for a long while, waiting for someone to arrive and tend to my needs. Didn’t you hear me scratching at your bedroom door.”

“I was sleeping Tabby. You don’t have to scratch at the door, you have everything you could wish for. A nice warm bed to sleep in, a bowl full of food and you can even go outside.”

“I am not tired, and there are only hard vitamin pellets in my bowl. It is cold outside and not very inviting. My bowl outside needs fresh water, you can fill it for me.”

“Of course Tabby, straight away. How could I forget it.”

“Because you have been laying in your bed all night and ignoring my calls at the door instead of tending to my needs. What are you doing Mrs. Human?”

“I am preparing breakfast for myself.”

“That sounds very selfish, you only think of yourself. What about me?'”

“What can I do for you Tabby.”

“A tummy tickle would be welcome.”

“No problem and where are you going now?”

“I noticed that your overgrown kitten has left my home, so I will make myself comfortable on his bed. You do not have to wake me. It was an exhausting night and I now have to relax.”

“What were you doing all night?”

“Sleeping nos and again, but I had to change my sleeping position and it was exhausting moving from my cushion to the armchair and then to the settee. You cannot imagine the stress of a feline life.”

“Of course Tabby, how could I be so selfish. you have such a hard life.”

“Mrs. Human.”

“Yes Tabby.”

“Stop smiling, I sometimes think you do not take me seriously.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Snippets