Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Inheritance

Tabby

I really do not get this inheritance stuff. Looking around me in my home where I let Mrs. Human live as my slave, It all belongs to me in any case. She just makes sure that it fits my requirements. Mrs. Human empties my recycling tray and cleans my food bowl after I have eaten. She is also responsible for my food supplies, although she does not always follow my instructions. It seems I have an inheritance of a large plastic bag filled with vitamine pellets which she fills constantly when my bowl is empty. Yes, when I enter my tenth life she may give them to my arch enemy, Roschti, the feline next door and may he choke on them whilst trying to swallow them, as I almost did now and again.

Of course I have my secrets, Mrs. Human does not have to know everything. Outside in the garden, just beneath a tree, there is a burial ground containing various remains of my digestive system, and a few hairballs. The hairballs are my own private possession and as my ancestors, which were worshipped as gods, my possessions will travel with me to my tenth life. We felines leave nothing behind as I may need it on the next stage of my journey. My litter sister is already living her tenth life, and she sent me a message to say I do not need to take anything with me. It is all there in the eternal corn chambers. All I have to do is keep it mouse free, which is second nature to me.

In the meanwhile I have no intention of leaving my fans with an empty blog and will return tomorrow with more exciting tales from living with the humans and how to deal with them.

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Inheritance

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Inheritance

  1. Dear Tabby, I hope when I got to the enchanted forest to be with my Siberian Husky mother/sister, my human will arrive as well, and my “little” sister, Bear and even Mindy even though, honestly, Mindy doesn’t have a lot of character. My human loves her and explains that Mindy has the magic power to make others feel happy. Still, I don’t see it. But if my human loves her, that’s enough for me. Maybe we can still exchange messages in our after lives. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I am sure we will meet some time again. I heard that the eternal corn chambers border on the enchanted forest. I am sure that must be a good place, with lots of trees for – well, you know what, the perfect doggy life. Nera and Fluffy got their tenth life some time ago and have fun ridding the corn chambers of mice. They say that every day the mice arrive again as they also get some sort of eternal life. I am sure we will meet on the other side one day, in the meanwhile I am quite happy to be online. Not every feline has a canine as a friend and the nice thing is that we are far apart and have no territorial problems.
      Tabby T. Cat

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