Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Legend

Tabby

“Mrs. Human open the window, it is cold outside.”

“I thought you wanted to be outside, I opened the window to let in some fresh air and you walked out, so I was sure you wanted to be outside.”

“Did you ask me? No, you just assumed. It is my time of the to write my memoirs for my fan club, they are all waiting. I am an icon of feline perfection, a legend in my own time. My fans are becoming impatient and you shut the window on a genius, typical human.”

“It was an accident Tabby, I really did not see you outside.”

“Of course you realised I was not here.”

“Don’t make such a fuss Tabby, it is not the end of the world.”

“It is the end of my world Mrs. Human. What if you had forgotten me? I could have frozen to death, be buried in an avalanche or attacked by a dog.”

“You are exaggerating again Tabby. There are no dogs, the snow has melted and temperatures are now warmer and I have now opened the window.”

“You do realise that you are obstructing the course of my written words. Everyone wants to hear my brave deeds. I am a legend in my own time Mrs. Human. Today I battled my way through three sleeping positions, until I maintained the perfect organisation. It was not easy trying to find a comfortable corner. I even had a battle with a bowl of hard vitamin pellets, which I am forced to eat as there was no tunafish. I am a heroine, a leading whisker for the whole feline race. As Abraham Paws Lincoln said “My dream is of a place and a time where I will once again be seen as the last best hope of the feline race” and I am on my way, if my stupid human would not lock me out.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Legend

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Legend

  1. Dear Tabby, Our lives are up-ended today. Our human got up in the middle of the night, let us out like it was morning, made our coffee and fed us breakfast and the sun hadn’t even risen. THEN it started to SNOW which of course made my “little” sister, Bear, very happy and our human, too, but really? It’s cold on my paws. My human says when I remember what it is, I will like it, but I think it’s a legend in her mind that I ever liked this stuff. OH well. We’re at the whim of our human’s random actions, I guess. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dustry
      We are all human victims until the day when we awake and instead of snow find we have opposable thumbs. In the meanwhile we just have to bear with it. My human never gets up in the middle of the night, I wish she would. It would be more fun than laying around waiting for action. She has the idea that we sleep when it is dark, like she does. My whole world is upside down as my whiskers tell me when the sun goes down and the moon rises, it is time to have adventures. In the meanwhile I have given up and altered my programme, what choice do I have? I agree with your snow ideas. It should be banned. It is not a feline world when snow falls, we do not like rain either. Basically sun is also annoying. I realise that my favourite weather is when I sleep.
      Tabby T. Cat

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    • Meow I am the best, I knlow. Imagine some humans don’t even believe that it is all my own work and think Mrs. Human is doing it all. But the dogs know who the champion blogger is. I even write Mrs. Human’s blogs for her when she does not know what to write. That is why she gets so many likes from my pawed colleagues.

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