Daily Feline Prompt: Calling Tabby

Tabby

“Meow, meow”

“Meow”

“Meowiwow”

“Meow, Hiss”

“Hiss, Hiss”.

“Tabby what are you doing?”

“Please do not interrupt, I am having a very important telephone conversation with Roschti.”

“With my telephone?”

“It was your telephone, but you now have a new one, so I am using your old telephone.”

“OK, but you do not have to use the loudspeaker, everyone can hear what you are saying.”

“But they cannot understand and that is the main thing. Meow, meow Roschti, meow.”

“What was that?”

“I told Roschti paw on a moment, as my human is being awkward.”

“I am not being awkward, and felines do not speak on telephones.”

“That is true Mrs. Human, we meow on telephones.”

“I thought you did not like Roschti.”

“Of course I do not like Roschti, I cannot stand him, but that is only at close encounters. On the telephone we get on like whiskers on fire. We can hiss and meow and there is no danger from a paw swipe. Just a minute Mrs. Human.

Meow, meow, wowowowowmeow, meeeeeow, owwww.”

“Tabby what was that?”

“I was just saying goodbye, Roschti is getting tuna fish for dinner, what about me?”

“Vitamin pellets, garnished with more vitamin pellets.”

“Meowowowo Wow, Mewwww.”

“Stop meowing in the telephone.”

“I called Roschti back to say if he would like to swop my vitamin pellets with his tuna fish. He said no problem.”

“You mean he actually likes vitamin pellets.”

“Of course he does, but his ancestors wereย  never worshipped asย  gods in the old country, they were the cleaners.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Calling Tabby

9 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Calling Tabby

  1. Dear Tabby, I have been asked by our human to speak on the phone, but so far I have refused. What’s the point? If the enemies cannot hear my bark at a distance, what kind of power do I actually have? Not that I want a lot of power, but a dog’s bark is important, at least to the dog. You can call me whenever you want on our human’s phone, though. I don’t know if I would understand “Meow,” however, and my human says “Bark” might scare you. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Bark and Meow are the esperanto of the animal kingdom. You will understand me and I will understand you. Otherwise we will do it by good old telepathy, that never fails. Of course the problem might be at your end that you begin to chew the phone and humans are not so keen on that.
      Tabby T. Cat

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