Daily Feline Prompt: Feline-Human Conversation

Tabby

“Where are you going Tabby?”

“I am going to a place where I can be alone with I, me and myself. Where I do not have to have boring conversations with a human. I will relax, be away from the hustle and bustle and various human noises. I have thing to do and want to enlighten my thought processes in peace and quiet. In other meows, do not disturb.”

“You mean I should leave you to do your own thing?”

“I do not do “own things”. I ponder the state of the feline nation, I solve the problems of the feline world.”

“And you do that in the bathroom?”

“It is the only place where I am completely alone with my own thoughts. I can meditate and make decisions that affect my 5 remaining lives. I am encased by three walls, have a heated floor and a comfortable carpet to lay on. And now I need privacy, it is time to have a wash.”

“Oh, I was thinking of opening a tin of ………”

“Am on my way Mrs. Human. How I love those conversations with the human species. They can be so enlightening. And make sure you give thought to the presentation of my tuna fish – we felines eat with the eyes you know.”

“Who said anything about tuna fish.”

“Mrs. Human, vitamin pellets come in plastic bags, not in tins, you gave the game away.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline-Human Conversation