Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Reservations

Tabby

“Mrs. Human do I now have to reserve a time to be let in. It is freezing cold out here and my whiskers are gradully going stiff and will soon break.”

“Tabby, do not exaggerate. You only went out five minutes ago to get some fresh air.”

“When you suffer time tends to go much slower. Now open the window at once and put that telephone camera away.”

“But you look so sweet sitting outside Tabby and your followers would love to see you. Just keep that pose.”

“No problem to keep the pose, it has now frozen in this cold wind.”

“Your could at least smile Tabby, you look very angry.”

“Mrs. Human open the window, before I die of underexposure.”

“But you have a fur coat.”

“Which is not central heated. At last, my paws are frozen stiff, look.”

“Ouch, you can still scratch with them.”

“I made the effort to see if they were still working and it seems they are. And now I need something to warm me up.”

“A tummy tickle perhaps.”

“Forget it I am thinking of a dish of tuna fish and afterwards a heated sleeping cushion.”

“Your sleeping cushion is warm enough.”

“Not for my delicate sensitive body. I must thaw out my frozen body, this is a case of feline negligence.”

“What are you doing?”

“There is nowhere warmer as a human bed. Wake me up when my cushion reaches body temperature.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Reservations

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