Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Silhoutte

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, that photo is not so good for my image.”

“Image?”

“Yes of course. The profile I have spent many hours in establishing for my fan club. The latest photo is really not flattening. You have cut out my left ear. Now my followers will be laughing. A feline with one ear is a joke. You should really take more care in my portraits.”

“Sorry Tabby, but you moved just as I pressed the button. I have a second photo, but on that one you have closed your eyes.”

“But that is the mysterious look, the one that keeps them all entranced in my beauty and calling for signed photos with a pawprint.”

“Shall I exchange the photo for the other one?”

“I will have to give my seal of approval. Can you see my whiskers on the photo.”

“Yes, but they are not so much in close up.”

“I think you will have to take a new photo: one with all the details of my beauty and the completed “M” on my forehead. Even that has been distorted. You have ruined my reputation and I really thought I would become feline of the year.”

“Tabby we only have January, there are still 11 months to go and I am sure that the perfect photo of the perfect feline will happen in the meanwhile. You just have to keep still when I take the photo and not begin to twitch around.”

“I do not “twitch around” it is your lack of photographic skill.”

“Tabby, even a camera cannot take a perfect photo if the model is moving.”

“You see Mrs. Human, ahttps://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/silhouette/”> bad workman always blames his tools.”

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