Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Branch

Tabby

“Tabby, where are you going?”

“I have decided to branch out Ms. Human. There is an empty cushion calling for me on a chair.”

“Be careful when jumpimg from the table.”

“No problem, The feline body is styled for jumping, we have elastic bones and everything remains in its right place. We know how to jump and move, it runs in the feline family. A famous feline Whiskers Victor Hugo said “Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her, still she sings away all the same, knowing she has wings and if you are lucky she will fall directly into your paws” meaning that a good meal will arrive.”

“I don’t think they were his exact words Tabby.”

“It is all a matter of the correct interpretation. So what will fall into my paws this evening?”

“Vitamin pellets”

“Mrs. Human you could perhaps use your imagination for something competely different.”

“Lamb flavoured vitamine pellets.”

“They look the same as the beef flavoured vitamin pellets.”

“But the flavour is different.”

“Have you ever tried a vitamin pellet Mrs. Human?”

“No, not really, but they are made for felines.”

“And they all taste the same, it is all fake. My taste buds are suffering from the monotony of my food. I need something different, someting like tuna fish.”

“But you had tuna fish yesterday.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, I will gladly take it upon me to eat tuna fish again today.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Branch