Just look at me, so sweet
My whiskers straight and looking neat
How could you think that I am mean
I make sure that all is clean
The scratches on the table leg?
I was searching for my easter egg
Or perhaps I was sharpening my claws
After all it was for a very good cause
I do not provoke, I am the innocence pure
I do my best to be quite sure
And if I produce a real hair ball
They are very neat and do not crawl
I do my best as a feline to be very good
But many of my actions are just misunderstood.