“Tabby, what are you doing there all alone?”
“Sleeping, have a problem Mrs. Human?”
“I though you were inviting three friends so that I could take a nice photo of your all together for the album and you could perhaps make music together.”
“You mean we could hiss in harmony. You thought wrong Mrs. Human, I do not have three friends, I do not even have one friend.”
“You have me Tabby.”
“I could hardly call a human a friend. That is all composed of give and take Mrs. Human. You give and I take.”
“I won’t dispute that Tabby, but you must have a nice feline somewhere that you can share with.”
“Mrs. Human, I must correct a few facts of feline life. In meow the word “share” does not exist not to mention “friend” and “nice” is non-existant.. Never trust another feline and sharing does not come into the question. The album is full of photos of I, me and myself, there is no room for other felines.”
“It must be a very lonely life you lead Tabby.”
“Yes it is, the perfect life. Everything is mine, it all belongs to me. If there were other felines we would be fighting because they would want to take it all over, and here is my territory. Yes, the life of a feline can be lonely, but it is a happy life with no complications.”
sounds about right–“cats don’t have friends”, Mom is how it sounds at my house. Tabby, Lucy (and her feline predecessors) agree with you.
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Cats always agree to disagree
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Yes,im on my own with my mom it’s purrfect. No-else to take mom’s attention away from me. Purrfect life like you Tabby. x😻🐾🐾🐾
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That is the best way to do it
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Some cats really DO share. I had a pair of Siamese kittens who were siblings and they shared everything. Even tuna!
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My cats would eat from the same bowl but not exactly share. Tabby would wait patiently until the pack leader Nera was finished and then she would dive in. Now Tabby is the only survivor of the pack, so she has it all to herself.
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That’s a lovely photo of our rather grumpy friend, Tabby!
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Me grumpy? Never. Humans just do not understand me
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Tabby always sees the bright side of life, doesn’t she?
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She only has bright sid
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