Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Warning

Tabby

“I think I will take a walk Mrs. Human.”

“Where are you going?”

“I don’t know, I will find out when I get there.”

“Be careful Tabby.”

“Mrs. Human I still have 5 lives and I will be 16 years old next week. I have survived up to now under my own protection, so let us not exaggerate. What could possibly happen?”

“You could get lost, or stumble and fall.”

“I think there is more possibility of that happening to you Mrs. Human. Felines do not get lost, we have an extra sensory antenna which guides us to home, known as intelligence. Have you ever seen a feline fall Mrs. Human? We tend to arrive on all four paws generally, which is more than I can say for a human. We felines are superior and have a built in solution to all events. The greatest danger would be if the sky fell on my head, but it tends to stay where it is. Of course there is a time of the year when the leaf soldiers attack, but even that I have overcome by pouncing on them when they arrive on the ground.

You may cast your warnings to the wind. Oh, Mrs Human, be careful where you tread. Too late.”

“What happened Tabby.”

“You should really look where you walk, dangers are everywhere. You have squashed the hairball I just produced.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Warning

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Warning

  1. Oh Tabby thank you for cheering me up. So are you going to tell us the date of your birthday? I hope you get extra tuna with juice. Hugs and Purrs from Spike your Scottish number one pal

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    • My birthday is 2nd April, so mark itb in your calendar. Of course I will be spoilt by Mrs. Human with tuna, catnip and who knows I might get my Versace designed food bowl. Nothing is too good for such a special feline like myself

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