Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Haul

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, what are you doing?”

“I am closing the computer.”

“But my prompt?”

“Sorry Tabby, but I do not have the time. I was out this afternoon and have other things to do.”

“What about me, you are ignoring me, how selfish.”

“I am not being selfish Tabby, but I have other things to do. ”

“You should really ask my permission before going on walks in the afternoon. I have things to tell my followers about my interesting day. They will be disappointed.”

“You had an interesting day?”

“I always have interesting days Mrs. Human. Today I washed myself at least three times from ears to paws and had a scratch.”

“Is that all?”

“Is that all? I had to sleep in between to recover. It was constant stress and ┬ámunching hard vitamin pellets is hard work. I am now exhausted. I missed my ration of tuna fish.”

“But you had vitamin pellets.”

“That is not enough, you are neglecting me Mrs. Human. You should really think more of my me, I feel neglected and I am the most important thing in your life, the only important thing. You go for long walks without me and ignore my requirements. I could have suffocated on a vitamin pellet.”

“But you didn’t.”

“Don’t change the subject. I will now take a sleep so do not make any unnecessary noise.”

“Of course not Tabby, I read the wishes from your whiskers as always.”

“And so it should be.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Haul