Daily Feline Prompt: Depleted Feline


“Just look at me Mrs. Human, I am a victim of your whims.

“What it that supposed to mean Tabby, you seem to be quite comfortable on our leather chair.”

“I was comfortable, I was asleep dreaming of a happy feline life, surrounded by tins of tuna fish and I even had opposable thumbs to open the tins. I was at the part where I discovered how to do it and you make a noise, I am now awake.”

“I did not make a noise, I coughed.”

“Spreading your human germs in my direction of course. OK, get the camera ready, I will make a serious pose and you may take a photo, but make sure you include my right rear paw.”

“Why is that an important paw?”

“They are all important, but if you handle the camera correctly, you will  have a close up of my No. 1 claw. And be sure to include all of my whiskers. OK, I am ready and do not tell me to smile. I do not smile, You are definitely not Alice in Wonderland and I am not the Cheshire Cat.”

“OK Tabby, and now you can go back to what you were doing before you woke up. Tabby, Tabby. Oh she is back to sleep and I am sure I saw a smile on her face.”

“Forget it Mrs. Human, I still have an ear open and it is not a smile: just a reaction in my dream, I now have opposable thumbs and am opening the tuna fish tins, but my dream has now become a meowmare.”


“The tin is full of hard vitamin pellets.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Depleted Feline

11 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Depleted Feline

  1. Oh poor Tabby. Sorry you don’t have opposable thumbs. Beg the right way and Mrs. Human will be happy to comply, although I don’t know why you call her Mrs. Human. Maybe if you called her Mom, she would be more willing to do what you desire within reason of course. 😉

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    • She does not have pointed ears or a tail and does not lick, so cannot be my mum and I like to keep her in her place. She supplies the opposable thumbs for opening my tins of tuna


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