I was having a quite sleep, just minding my own business. I was floating on a cloud and my subjects were below on their knees bowing and recognising my importance in the feline world. After all I am the best, the most intelligent and above all the one that always is first. I was just about to sit on my throne and become Queen of all Felines when I felt a movement on my right paw. Something pushed my paw. Of course I was immediately awake, thinking that I was being handed the feline sceptre of power, the one that gives eternal whiskers if you lose one.
No, I was wrong. It was Mrs. Human waking me for her daily photo for my blog. She has many photos of me. Of course, I am the most important person in her life. She could have waited for my dream to finish, but no. She wanted her photo, and now the result is a slightly annoyed expression which will definitely not make me feline of the year.
I managed to sleep on afterwards, but the dream was broken. I was now back to the middle ages with my witch mistress, having my fur singed, tied to a stake, because I was wrongly accused of turning the milk sour. It wasn’t me, really, it was the dog.
Dear Tabby, This worries me, “Of course, I am the most important person in her life” You’re not being humanized, are you? Yr Pal, Martha
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Just to remind, that we felines were there first and the humans were still sitting in the trees wondering how to get down.
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Granted, so why do you refer to yourself as a “person”? I’m worried, Tabby
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That is what happens when you allow the human to write the text to your blog. I must reprimand her that she no longer makes such grave mistakes.
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MY dogs say it was YOU! Dogs, cats, dogs, cats. Will that bickering never end?
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Of course they do, but we cats know better.
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How thoughtless of Mrs Human to wake you up before you had finished your pawsome dream. Then to eventually go back to dreaming about the middle ages….not good Tabby Not good at all. Hope you got some Tuna for Mrs Humans demeanour. 😻🐾🐾🐾
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It shortened my sleep life from the normal 18 hours to only 16. A feline with sleeping problems is not a happy feline, I have put in a request for tuna compensation
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Im on your side Tabby.
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Difficult morning, Tabby. Perhaps you can emit a dream warning light so that Mrs. Human knows not to disturb you. Best wishes for a speedy tuna-assisted recovery.
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I must use my telepathic suggestive influence to prevent such annoying circumstances, or perhaps just a paw swipe with protruding claws
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possible, sometimes leads to unintended consequences, like nail trimming
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Better to have dreams of your present life. Of course, we know the dog did it!
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The dogs always did it
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