Daily Feline Prompt: Skewed Feline

Tabby

Do not be rude, I am not skewed
I am washing my wonderful body
I am so perfect, everything in its place,
so clean and neat, never shoddy
They call me the sexiest cat in this town
You should see me sway when I walk
My fur is so fine with its perfect pattern
the other cats want to squawk
They are so jealous, I am the best
they pretend I am not there
but I hear them hissing behind my back
And I really do not care
I have nothing to prove, they have no charm
no manners, yes they are the worst
I am so perfect, my claws are so fine
In paw swiping am always the first.

Daily Feline Prompt: Skewed Feline