Feline RDP #44: Feline Spoof


Humans are strange, not even a laugh
They wash themselves with soap and water and even sit in a bath
They also have tongues, but never do a good lick
Just use them for ice cream. now that is really sick
They always sleep at night and never by the day
Where is the fun if you don’t see in the dark and cannot find your way
They even wear eye glasses,  they were made so incomplete
And just look at their paws, their legs are finished with feet
I am glad I am a cat, can climb but never  fall
The humans do not know how to make a perfect hairball
They want to get us organised, just like the busy bees
But we were being gods when they were still in trees

Feline RDP #45: Feline Spoof