Feline RDP 51: Ducky Feline


Listen carefully kittens, you should stay away from ducks.

Of course I like them, I love them, although often too many feathers. Take a bite in a meaty wing and you have a mouth full of feathers. Some are more beak than feathers and not worth the effort. Others have big feet, like chewing on leather. And they swim around in water all the time, meaning wet chewing.

One of the felines I knew almost choked to death on a duck bone. There should be instructions given to cats on how to eat a duck, but no two ducks are the same. Some are more beak than meat and others? They are big, really big and those beaks can get very dangerous. Personally I prefer a bird, just one bite and the job is done. Of course ducklings are quite good, just some fluff and handy sizes. They are very tasty and one comes seldom alone. The problem is their mums and dads are usually not far away and that can get quite dangerous. They like to keep their kids around until they are almost fully grown.

Tomorrow I will be back to instruct you on how to handle a mouse, much easier and very tasty.

Feline RDP #51: Ducky Feline

4 thoughts on “Feline RDP 51: Ducky Feline

  1. I think you should stick with tuna or chicken filets. My husband also won’t eat anything that has bones in it. He always eyeballs the fish and looks at me: “Are there bones?” I can’t absolutely swear there will not be any bones (unless it’s shrimp, in which case there definitely won’t be any bones — so we eat a lot of shrimp), so I can’t swear. I think HE should eat canned tuna, too.

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    • That is why I tell Tabby that vitamin pellets are ideal as they have no bones, but she is not sure about that. I noticed she loves the tuna fish liquid, no bones or exhausting chewing, just slurping. She saves the fish to last

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  2. Better you stay away from ducklings tuna is always best doesn’t get struck in your throat goes down nicely with the juice as for vitamin pellets well that’s a conversation for another day. You deserve the best from your servant like in days gone by. x🐟🐟😻😻🐾🐾

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