Feline Friday RDP: Grubby Feline

Tabby

“Tabby that is not a nice photo.”

“I find it perfect Mrs. Human. It shows my dental features with all the details. I have even received requests for a paw printed photo from my fans. My feline colleagues all agree it is one of my best photos. You can even see my tongue.”

“Felines have other ideas about a good photo Tabby. It looks a bit grubby to me.”

“I beg your pardon. Grubby is something else. I wash at least once an hour during the day. Humans should take an example from us felines.”

“You cannot compare Tabby. We humans only need a shower during the day, but felines do not wear clothes to protect them and have to constantly clean their fur coats.”

“And you think a shower is enough during the day? Of course if I had found the zip on my coat in summer you could have put my fur coat in the washing machine, so I have to do it all by myself. You would be surprised what I find in the fur when I wash it. What about you Mrs. Human. How do you manage with the ants and other creeping things.”

“Tabby humans do not have the same problems as felines.”

“But you scratch as well.”

“Tabby can we change the subject of this conversation.”

“Of course if you do not want to talk about it, I understand. We felines also have embarrassing moments, especially when we have tics. Β It is time for my tuna fish Mrs. Human, but wash your hands before preparing it.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“I always have a good lick before eating and afterwards, so the least you can do is to make sure your have clean hands.”

“Of course Tabby, anything to oblige.”

Feline Friday RDP: Grubby Feline

4 thoughts on “Feline Friday RDP: Grubby Feline

  1. What if you found the zip and your human put your gorgeous coat in the machine and it shrunk now that would be a problem. Better of keeping up with washing and grooming it yourself. Humans always make mistakes unlike us who are the most superior race in mankind.x😻🐟🐟🐟🐾🐾

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